"My goal is this: always to put myself in the place in which I am best able to serve, wherever my gifts and qualities find the best soil, the widest field of action. There is no other goal." -- Hermann Hesse, Narcissus and Goldmund, p. 64
Welcome and bienvenidos, my fine friends!
I am the means to your legal ends
Speaking of legal, I'm the real Philly eagle,
all the other lawyers just another silly Smeagol
Now you see me steppin' down to Center City
always coming through with that gritty 'n pretty,
the original Jersey kid is doing damage
your case and others is my job to manage
Cause I bring the heat and I bring the gold
At the end of it all, when it's all said and told
you'll look all around: the opposition will fold
<hear those cheers> vic-to-ry! will be ours to hold
You've heard what they say: "a Tighe is a win"
so put out the call to all your kith and kin
while the losers continue to shit-talk and sin...
Now go on: take a sip, kick back and grin :)